From the men who brought you “Ghost Goggles” and the gravity enhancing “Gravity Pants” comes the newest revolution in home health care! Introducing the HomeoShower ®! The world’s first Homeopathic Showerhead!
HomeoShower ® is the all natural, side-effect free method of removing any traces of dangerous pathogens from your epidermis. This one piece stainless steel device has been outfitted with a filter containing the vibration causing agent of a 100 solution mix of Ebola, Hepatitis, Erysipelas, and monkey droppings! There’s nothing in the world like washing yourself and knowing that magic water is keeping you safe!
The History of HomeoShower ®
Our product began as nothing more than the dream of four marketing professionals without something as heavy as a science degree dragging us away from real, holistic healing options. In this world of rampant viruses and bacteria, we needed to find a way to keep ourselves healthy without obsessing over how germs work. Our slogan became the ever accessible “Science is Scary!”
After all, what do “scientists” and “doctors” know that we couldn’t figure out with some good old fashioned know-how? Why let your health be determined by doctors? That’d be like letting an engineer design your plane! And who likes engineers? No one, that’s who!
HomeoShower ® was born with the greatest know-how we could muster! We gathered up mothers from all over the world and asked them how they’d most like to be given homeopathic medications, and this idea just floated to the top. HomeoShower ®: A History of Customer Satisfaction!
Is It Safe?
Yes!
Has It Been Tested?
HomeoShower ® has been tested in the only lab that matters. The homes of our customers. Listen to what some of them have to say!
Since I started using HomeoShower ®, I find that my colds rarely last more than a week!
- Joel T, Redding, CA
HomeoShower ® has changed my life! I remember when I used to be filled with a sort of general malaise all the time from indiscriminate aches and pains, but now I’m not! Thank you, HomeoShower ®!
- Shmoel T, Redding CA
HomeoShower ® is awesome!”
- Loel T, Redding CA
Don’t delay! Call for your HomeoShower ® today! And for a limited time, we’ll design a special HomeoShower ® that looks just like your old shower head! You won’t ever have to change a thing! Operators are standing by! Call now!
I’ll have to wait for the second generation to come out — they forgot Shigella!